Secret Swingers Club
Gran Canaria
At a glance
Situated in the Centro Comercial Cita in Maspalomas, the Secret Swingers Club offers an exclusive and luxurious setting for those interested in the liberal lifestyle. The venue is designed to provide couples with unique experiences in a refined and discreet environment. The club features expansive play areas, private zones, and themed spaces that ensure a premium experience for its guests. The Secret Swingers Club caters specifically to adults, requiring potential male attendees to be at least 25 years old. It's a place where like-minded individuals can gather amidst a comfortable and secure atmosphere. Although the focus is not on serving food or traditional dining, the club provides drinks as part of its entry packages. This venue predominantly attracts couples looking for unique lifestyle experiences and is not suitable for families or groups without such intentions. Gran Canaria is well-known for its vibrant nightlife, and this venue fits within that niche, offering a distinctive option for exploration by those seeking something out of the ordinary.
Reviews
This is going to be a bit of a longer review, but I wanted to share my honest observations after spending 3 nights here in early June. The timing is worth mentioning because it might have been low season for swinger clubs in PDI. Entry was €20 per couple, including one drink each. We are not new to the lifestyle, we've been swinging for over 6 years and have visited plenty of clubs around Europe. This was our first time in PDI though, and before coming here we had only heard great things about Secret. Everyone seems to talk about it like it's the best club ever, so maybe our expectations were a bit too high. The club itself is quite spacious, which is nice. However, it feels pretty worn down in places and, to be diplomatic, not always the cleanest. Another thing that surprised me was that smoking is allowed inside. The ventilation is good enough that you're not sitting in a cloud of smoke, but you can definitely smell it. Honestly, I'm not even sure how that's still possible in the EU in 2026. The staff were generally friendly and welcoming. However, I had one very unpleasant experience on one of the nights. There was a woman standing near the dance floor at the entrance to the play area. I approached her simply to ask whether she was staff or a guest. She didn't hear me, so I repeated the question. Out of nowhere, a male staff member came over very aggressively, waving his hands and shouting "No, no!" I explained that I was only asking whether she was staff, but he kept shouting and seemed determined to turn it into a confrontation. To this day, I'm still not sure whether she was staff or maybe the partner of a staff member, but the reaction was completely unnecessary. The only reason it didn't become a bigger issue is because I walked away. This only happened once during our 3-night visit, so maybe that staff member was having a bad day or simply misunderstood the situation. Still, I think the reaction was way over the top for such a simple question. I'm not entirely convinced this was the first time he reacted like that. Apart from that incident, there was always a decent crowd, the prices were very reasonable compared to many other European clubs, and most of the staff were genuinely friendly. Overall, we had a mixed experience. There were definitely positives, but it didn't quite live up to the reputation we had heard so much about before visiting.
Visited the place a couple of times with my girlfriend during our stay in PDI. Many thanks to Alejandro in the bar for serving us marvelous drinks, and a special thanks to Priscilla, for setting the dance floor on fire 🔥
